Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Paranoia 101: The Great Comeback

August 30, 2007

Picked up from IStartedSomething – great blog on Microsoft from Down Under Australia.

Paranoia

For an easier time reading the document, this is the translation:

 

” I work for you. You’re paranoid.

You want me to update a document, but you’re terrified I will “steal” the information in that document somehow.

You secured your data against someone copying the contents. You don’t want it printed, so you’ve taken away my printer.

You’ve disabled the CD-Writer and the Floppy Disk drive.

You block USB pen-drives from being installed.

I’ve just taken a photograph of my screen, with your secret document open on the desktop.

Your move. “

Chuckles!!! This sums up the ever present threat from a security point of view.

Humourous Legal Orgy. NO SEX, honestly!

August 16, 2007

Sexual Consent.

If only things can be so clear cut in life like it is in this video!

Btw, what wouldn’t I give to find out what Article 17 is….

Phone Menu of a Mental Hospital..

August 16, 2007
clipped from masalajokes.blogspot.com
Hello and thank you for calling The state Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on
the
line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the
MotherShip.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will
tell
you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press,
nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before
the
beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term
memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.